Thursday, April 24, 2014

2 STATES MOVIE FACTS TO LEARN - Awesome Jokes

2 STATES MOVIE FACTS TO LEARN:
1.) Tamil gals can start friendship
with Punjabi guy very easily.
2.) boys can goto gals hostel and
even enter gals room without
wardens permission.
3.) gals can goto boys hostel and
even enter boys room without
wardens permission.
4.) boy can propose a gal in the

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

A woman goes to the doctor - Awesome Jokes

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten
Black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what
to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me senseless.
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine
for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just drink some water

Saturday, April 12, 2014

CID in 2050 - CID Jokes

CID in 2050:


1.Sony sold its channel to CID and
now it is called CID TV.
2. Daya still breaks the doors but
now
he uses 5 tyms more punch than
before..
3. Daya on his wheel chair is faster
than the criminals on bike..

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Dear, this computer is not

Wife:" Dear, this computer is not
working as per
my command..
Husband:" Exactly darling! its a
computer, not a
Husband...