Girl - ur name?

Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

A Hollywood director was shooting a big

A Hollywood director was shooting a
big
budget movie on location in the
desert.
One day an old Indian came up to
him
and said, "Tomorrow rain."
And sure enough the next day it
rained.
A few days later, the old Indian
appeared on set again, sidled up to
the

Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And

Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And
Judge Asking to Santa.
Judge: "Why You Have Stolen Money
From This Man?"
Santa: "My Lord, I Have Not Stolen
Money. He Just Gave It To Me"
Judge: "When He Gave You Money?"
Santa: "When I Showed Him Gun"

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