GIRL: Hello BOY: My love how are you doing?

GIRL: Hello
BOY: My love how are you doing?
GIRL: I'm fine.
BOY: Will you be free this weekend?
Can you come to my house?
GIRL: I'm so sorry I can't make it
because I will be attending my
aunt's wedding and the next day
I'll be busy, I'm so I guess I'm
occupied.

Girl - ur name?

Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

A Hollywood director was shooting a big

A Hollywood director was shooting a
big
budget movie on location in the
desert.
One day an old Indian came up to
him
and said, "Tomorrow rain."
And sure enough the next day it
rained.
A few days later, the old Indian
appeared on set again, sidled up to
the

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