Teacher : The first son of Adam was named?..

Teacher : The first son of Adam was
named?..
Akpos : Adamu. Cool
Teacher : Akpos, assuming you were
at a bus stop and boko-haram
throws a bomb. What will you do ?
Akpos : i will stop assuming…..
Teacher ; what is a verb ?
Akpos ; a verb is a valve in a bicycle
tyre.

GIRL: Hello BOY: My love how are you doing?

GIRL: Hello
BOY: My love how are you doing?
GIRL: I'm fine.
BOY: Will you be free this weekend?
Can you come to my house?
GIRL: I'm so sorry I can't make it
because I will be attending my
aunt's wedding and the next day
I'll be busy, I'm so I guess I'm
occupied.

Girl - ur name?

Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

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