Tuesday, April 15, 2014

A woman goes to the doctor - Awesome Jokes

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten
Black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what
to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me senseless.
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine
for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just drink some water

Saturday, April 12, 2014

CID in 2050 - CID Jokes

CID in 2050:


1.Sony sold its channel to CID and
now it is called CID TV.
2. Daya still breaks the doors but
now
he uses 5 tyms more punch than
before..
3. Daya on his wheel chair is faster
than the criminals on bike..

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Dear, this computer is not

Wife:" Dear, this computer is not
working as per
my command..
Husband:" Exactly darling! its a
computer, not a
Husband...

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

50% of boys

50% of boys
watch Comedy Nights with Kapil..,
.
.
just to see the girls
sitting behind Navjot Singh Sidhu.